August 5, 2020

Return Policy

Last Updated: August 4, 2020

Thank you for your purchase. We hope you are happy with your purchase. However, if you are not completely satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you may return it to us for a full refund, store credit, or an exchange. Please see below for more information on our return policy. 


All returns must be postmarked within 120 days of the purchase date.

Return Process

To return or exchange an item, please contact us by email at with one of the below reasons for return.


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This is the maybe I overdrew my account while shopping after drinking two 8% beers face. It's okay, we've all been there. You can send it back.

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Ohh you shouldn't have

No, really, you shouldn't have dude, I don't even have pierced ears or drink beer and you bought me beer earrings?! Thanks! It's okay, we've all been there, you can send it back and get Brew Bark for your beloved dog instead.

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You screwed up, bitch

Don't tell my husband, but on the very rare occasion, I'm sure I am capable of screwing up. If I do, send it back, I will send the right item along with a little apology gift and all will be right in the world again. Well, in your world anyway.

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What in the hell

This is the postal service took my package, ran over it with a monster truck, had sumo wrestlers stomp on it, left it on the freeway, put it the compactor and then threw it at my door at 94 MPH and thought there wasn't going to be a problem face. We'll make good.


After receiving your return and inspecting the condition of your item, we will process your return. Please allow at least 7 days from the receipt of your item to process your return. Please allow three to five business days for bank processing time after refunds have been issued.

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